WWE BattleGround 2013 results
Pre-show dark match, Dolph Ziggler defeated everybody’s jobber Damian Sandow.
Who is the best power couple in WWE history?
Triple H & Stephanie McMahon
Edge & Lita
Randy “Macho Man” Savage & the mute Miss Elizabeth
King Booker & the fuckin’ annoying Queen Sharmell
The “people” voted for Edge & Lita??? Proof that stupidity doesn’t kill you! Triple H & Stephanie McMahon are by very very far THE power couple, not only in WWE, but in the entire wrestling history.
Hardcore Rules Match: World Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam
Turn-coat Ricardo Rodriguez looks, as usual, fuckin’ stupid in his baggy shirt. Alberto Del Rio submitted RVD with his cross armbreaker.
Real Americans vs. jobber combo Great Khali & Santino Jobberella
From hero to zero, from world champion to pure jobber, Great Khali and the forever loser Santino Marella. Antonio Cesaro pinned giant jobber Great Khali with the Cesaro Swing?? The Cesaro Swing is maybe spectacular but how can you pin someone with this?
Intercontinental champion Curtis Axel w/ Walrus vs. “What’s Up” R-Truth
Curtis Axel pinned R-Truth. Nobody’s surprise!
Divas champion AJ Lee w/ Tamina Snuka vs. Brea Bella
AJ Lee won with a quick pin.
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| The Bella Twins Babewatch version |
WWE tag team champion The Shield vs. Cody Rhodes & Goldust
What the fuck??? Cody Rhodes and Goldust won???? 67 years old Dusty Rhodes even kicked the ass of Dean Ambrose outside the ring!!! What a fuckin’ load of crap!!! The Shield are losing to everybody now???
Bray Wyatt vs. the sophorific Kofi Kingston
Bray Wyatt pinned Kofi Kingston. Follow the buzzard!
CM Punk vs. Ryback w/ Walrus
CM Punk won with a low blow while the referee was distracted by Walrus and his skullet.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan for the vacant WWE championship
The Big Show came spoiled the cards. He not only knocked the shit out of Daniel Bryan but he also knocked out the designated sold-out referee Scott Armstrong and Randy Orton. The title is still vacant. At least Daniel Bryan is not the champ.
Why did Triple H and Stephanie left the show earlier? What was more important that the monthly pay-per-view event? Why did they risk the future of the WWE by putting a junior like Brad Maddox in charge? You won’t see things like this in the real world!
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| Big Show Battleground 2013 Big Show stole the show by knocking the fuck out of everybody. |