WWE Elimination Chamber results & review
Elimination Chamber Kickoff: Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs. Curtis Axel and Ryback w/ Curtis Axel grandpa Larry “The Ax” Henning
Cody Rhodes defeats Curtis Axel in front of his grandfather.
WWE Intercontinental Champion Big E vs. Jack Swagger for the title
Big E wins. A very good match.
Bad News Barrett lambasting America for having less medals than Russia at the Olympic Games.
Daniel Bryan backstage interview. YES! YES! YES!
WWE Tag Team Champions New Age Outlaws (Road Dogg and Billy Gunn) vs.
The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso)
The New Age Outlaws won! Oh Yes!
Bad News Barrett to Daniel Bryan’s fans saying that Bryan won’t win the WWE title tonight.
Darren Young vs. Titus O’Neil
Titus O’Neil wins versus “dead weight” Darren Young.
Bad News Barrett crapping on Minnesota NFL team and Hulk Hogan return…
The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, and Erick Rowan) vs. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns)
Bray Wyatt pins Roman Reigns giving the victory to his Wyatt Family.. 🙁
It was an excellent match! The crowd is wild! “Let’s go Wyatt! Let’s go Shield!” during the entire match.
R.I.P. Spanish announcer table
Divas Champion AJ Lee vs. Cameron
252 days as our Divas Champion AJ Lee keep her title when Tamina attacks Cameron outside the ring. Moments before, AJ was accidentaly knocked out by a Tamina superkick. I was affraid for AJ!
Bad News Barrett bragging about the WWE Network while crapping on people there.
A bunch of jobbers backstage selling WWE shop zone toys.
Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio
Bootista wins despite a Del Rio, faking injuries and armed with a crutch, sneak-attack before the match. Batista was booed during the entire match while Del Rio was cheered.
Nobody wants to see Bootista headlining WrestleMania XXX.
Elimination Chamber match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Daniel
Bryan vs. Cesaro vs. Christian
Randy Orton is 0-5 in Elimination Chamber match. Nonetheless I think tonight is the night for Orton.
Cesaro and Sheamus are the first two men inside… Daniel Bryan is next… Christine… John Cena… Then Randy Orton is the last one.
Christian eliminates Sheamus after 26 minutes… Daniel Bryan eliminates Christian with a high knee… John Cena eliminates Cesaro by tap-out… The Wyatt Family appears in the cage and destroys Cena and Orton eliminates Cena. “Thank you Wyatt” Yes indeed… Randy Orton RKO Daniel Bryan for the win. Thanks to Corporate Kane retribution to Bryan’s previous attack.
Randy Orton is still the WWE World Heavyweight Champion and will headlines WrestleMania XXX versus Bootista. Nothing too exciting here…
Daniel Bryan is assfucked one more time. This time the WWE make a great job zooming the faces of some sad people in the audience.
Overall, it was an excellent card from the beginning till the end.
