WWE Extreme Rules results

Pre-show: El Torito vs. Hornswoggle Wee LC match
Assorted with midget commentators (Jerry Smaller, Micro Cole, JB Elf), a midget ring announcer, and a midget referee. Damn that the ring announcer sucks! Lawler, JBL and Cole laughs at the mini commentators stupidity and ignorance… The action is clumsy nonetheless some holy shit bumps, all taken by the big guys (Matadores & 3MB).  El Torito wins!



Jack Swagger vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro Triple Threat Elimination Match
Unlike what Paul Heyman wants us to believe. We won’t see anything extreme here tonight… RVD eliminates Jack Swagger… Cesaro wins by defeating RVD with a Neutralizer through a garbage can.

Stephanie McMahon bullshitting Daniel Bryan backstage… She offers him that he can forfeit his title instead of competing tonight. What a bitch!


BOLIEVE


Alexander Rusev vs. Xavier Woods and R-Truth 2-on-1 Handicap match
“The Ravishing Russian” Lana is leggy, sexy, and HOT!!
What’s up! It’s time to job for R-Truth… “We want Lana!” chants…
Alexander Rusev destroys R-Truth & Xavier Woods for the win.



Evolution backstage interview. 31 world championship titles between them.

Oups Renee.. It’s Triple fisting time!

Big E (c) vs. Bad News Barrett Singles match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
I wish Barrett wins. Big E is blank and boring… Bad News Barrett wins and is the new Intercontinental champion.

 

Evolution (Triple H, Randy Orton and Batista) vs. The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) Six-man tag team match
ROMAN REIGNS PINS BATISTA. The Shield wins! An incredible match! Full of Holy Shit! moments! The “old” men of the Evolution still got it!



Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena Steel Cage match
Bray Wyatt wins by escaping the cage through the door. Thanks to the help of Harper & Rowan, the lights going out and of a 6 years old boy singing in a weird distorted voice.

Oups! It is just 22h00, the commentators team has time to kill returning on the pre-show midget match.



Paige (c) vs. Tamina Snuka Singles match for the WWE Divas Championship
Paige wins. Tamina submitting to an half-ass finisher.


Wyatt Family backstage blah blah blah.


Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kane – Extreme Rules match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
The match starts at 22:25… 22:48, the match is over. What a match! It was hardcore! Daniel Bryan pins Kane after shoving him through a flaming table and finishing him with a high knee. Daniel Bryan retains his World title.



Daniel Bryan wins

Except for Superman Cena lost, I was right for all my other predictions.