WWE Night Of Champions 2014 (results)

Tonight I’m interested in one match only. John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar.
I don’t give a flying fuck about the rest!

The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) (c) vs. Gold and Stardust Tag team match for the WWE Tag Team Championship
I’m so fuckin’ tired of this damn assholes Usos!!! I wish they lost… Gold & StarDust are the new WWE Tag Team Champions. lol






Sheamus (c) vs. Cesaro for the WWE United States Championship
Sheamus defeats Cesaro. 🙁 
An excellent match that should have been won by Cesaro.







Florida Georgia Fife joining the commentary team while plugging their shitty music… Two skinny redhead faggots doing fuckin’ boring country mushit.




Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. The Miz for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
R-Truth and Damien Sandow, two going nowhere guys, are now used as Ziggler and The Miz lackey, respectively… R-Truth Ziggler is fuckin’ ridiculous!.. I love The Miz’s gimmick… Nashville is D-List Hollywood. You’re all right Miz… The two 150-pound Georgia shit faggots knocks down the 6 ft 4, 250-pound Damien Sandow??? In real life, these two undersized muscleless faggots would have shit in their pants when confronted to a big man like Sandow. I hate when D-List celebrities knocks off legit over 200-pound pro wrestlers… The Miz wins and becomes the new Intercontinental Champion. lol




Seth Rollins vs. Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns had to endures an emergency surgery last night so Seth Rollins has to kill some time on the mic… Seth Rollins wins by forfeit??? Seth kills some more time on the mic… He issues an open challenge to anybody in the locker room… Did somebody say Dean Ambrose?


Dean Ambrose comes out for a wild brawl with Seth Rollins til The Authority sends a bunch of stooges to arrest Dean Ambrose and bringing him backstage.








Mark Henry vs. Rusev (U.S.A. vs. Russia)
380 Millions of Americans depends on Mark Henry… Mark Henry will lose lol… Lilian Garcia sings the National Anthem… Mark Henry TAPS OUT to Rusev!!! I know that Henry would lose by not by tap-out!!!







Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton
Y2J still got it! He is timeless! Maybe a little bit softer… Randy Orton wins. A very good match!







Where are The Wyatts???




Paige (c) vs. AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella Triple threat match for the WWE Divas Championship 
What the fuck Nikki Bella do in this match? Nikki will probably ruin this match… Brie Bella interference to come for sure… Brie Bella says: “Nikki should not become the divas champion tonight.” Hopefully not!.. AJ Lee submits Paige for the win and becomes the Divas Champion… A very good match! Nikki Bella is a strong chick and she was surprisingly good in this match!




Recap of the last month 
John Cena’s beating courtesy of Brock Lesnar

“John Cena, mark my word, Night Of Champions will be your last night on this universe.”  — Brock Lesnar






Brock Lesnar (c) vs. John Cena Singles match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
John Cena defeats Brock Lesnar by disqualification when Seth Rollins attacks Cena with his Money In The Bank briefcase. Cool! Now the sleazy bastard Rollins try to cash-in on Lesnar til John Cena chases him away. Lesnar is still the champ. Very good! I didn’t see it coming!

STILL UR WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BROCK LESNAR

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