WWE Payback preview 2013

Pre-show, Sheamus vs. Damian Sandow.  I don’t give a flying fuck about this match.  Sandow seems to be on a mini-push nonetheless I think Sheamus will prevail in this match.

“World Champion” Dolph Ziggler vs. Alberto Del Rio.  Don’t give a damn about this one too.  It can go either way.

Women’s Champion Kaitlyn vs AJ Lee.  The “diabolical” and sexy AJ Lee will probably defeat Kaitlyn by devious way.  We all know that in real life, the much bigger and stronger 150-pounds female bodybuilder Kaitlyn would squash the frail 108-pound AJ like a bug in a matter of seconds.

U.S. Champion Dean Ambrose vs Kane.  I just hope that The Shield leader Dean Ambrose keep his title tomorrow night against veteran Kane.

World Tag Team Champions The Shield (Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins) vs. Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton.  Since I’m a Shield fan, just like the Ambrose case.  I just wish that The Shield keep their titles.  A heel turn from Orton would be cool.  But I don’t think it will happen this Sunday.  I hate this stupid Daniel “Vanilla Midget” Bryan so much.

IC Champ Wade Barrett vs. The Miz vs. Curtis Axel.  Wade Barrett will surely lose his Intercontinal Championship once and for all to Paul Heyman client Curtis Axel.  Or maybe, Wade Barrett will continue his losing streak but inexplicably keep his title like he always did.  Can you explain that, Wade Barrett almost always lose fair and square but his title never change hands???  Anyway, I’m certain that Curtis Axel, who is pushed to the moon, will be the next Intercontinental Champion.  Just like his father Curt Henning was two decades ago.

Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk.  Since vanilla midget CM Junk seems to be seen as the best in the world for real.  I think this one goes to CM Punk.  And Payback is in Chicago, Illinois so that’s a no-brainer.  It’s a sure win for CM Punk.

The real World Champion John Cena vs Ryback.  For this one, I think the monstruous and humongous Goldberg Jr. will prevail.  Cena will probably get the beating of his life.  Maybe Ryback is the new Paul Heyman client?

In resume, only two matches are worthy of any interest.  CM Punk vs Chris Jericho and John Cena vs. Ryback Three Stages Of Hell.  The rest is just boring matches that you can see on Smackdown every other week.

Payback equals Ryback

Just my two cents.

PYGOD

P.S. (Why did Randy Orton’s face is on the Payback poster?  Since he’s only in a pointless tag team championship match with the ugly troll Daniel Bryan??)