WWE RAW (July 28, 2014) results

WWE last week Monday Night RAW results

The champ is here. The WWE World Heavyweight Champion John Cena. Another boring in-ring speech about how he gonna beat Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam just like he did in the past… Paul Heyman comes out to say that his client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker undefeated streak at WrestleMania. And that his client Brock Lesnar gonna victimized John Cena. John Cena is getting a lot of cheering when he explains how he is passionated about his profession.


Cesaro joins Heyman for more mic works. Cesaro rightfully says to John Cena: “You’re not a wrestler. You’re a big muscled-up walking billboard.” “You can’t wrestles in sneakers. You just can’t wrestle.”


WWE World Heavyweight Champion John Cena vs. Cesaro
Cena wins lol.

 
Paige in-ring speech. Divas Champion AJ Lee is coming out… CM Punk chants (AJ Lee’s real life boyfriend)… AJ attacks Paige… Paige retreats… Nobody give a fuck… More CM Punk chants.

WWE last week Monday Night RAW results

Stephanie McMahon and Triple H in the ring… “Jailbird” chants from the audience… Triple H blames the audience to laugh at his wife Stephanie when she was arrested last week on RAW. More “Jailbird” chants. 
The Authority are calling out Brie Bella to drop the charges. But instead they got Chris Jericho to laugh at Stephanie and encouraging the crowd to do so. lol… Chris Jericho states that Stephanie is nothing more than a “filthy, dirty, brutal, bottom feeding, trash-bag hoe.” Chris Jericho gonna face Seth Rollins tonight.

Intercontinental Champion The Miz & RybAxel vs. Dolph Loser & The fuckin’ Usos
The Miz keeps his sunglasses earlier in the match avoiding any fighting with his opponents… Dolph Ziggler pins the humongous Ryback for the win.

Bo Dallas vs. R-Truth
Bo Dallas taunting R-Truth with his losing streak before the match. R-TRUTH DEFEATS BO DALLAS under 30 seconds and kills the streak. Who would have thought that?


The upset and angry Bo Dallas destroys R-truth after the match.

R-Truth breaks the Bo Dallas undefeated streak

Lana pro Russia speech then Zeb Colter pro America speech. USA chants. Jack Swagger and Rusev fighting each other. Swagger has the upper hand. Rusev retreats with Lana. USA chants. 

Astronaut Damien Sandow vs. Adam “Le Fife” Rose
Adam Rose KO’d the spaceman Sandow in about 20 seconds.

Roman Reigns vs. Demon Kane
Randy Orton attacks Reigns during his entrance. Kane joins the dance. 2-on-1, Reigns doesn’t stand a chance. Orton delievers an hellish, way too long, beating on Reigns for costing him his title shot and saving us from a Cena vs. Orton #10 000. 

Fandango vs. Diego (Los Matadores) w/ El Torito, Layla & Summer Rae
Diego defeats the distracted Fandango.

Goldust & Stardust backstage segment.

Natalya & Naomi vs. Alicia Fox & Cameron
Naomi makes Cameron tap out for the victory.

“Mr. Money In The Bank” Seth Rollins vs. Chris Jericho
Another fuckin’ match without official decision announced. So as usual I will call the match. Y2J wins by disqualification when the three-300 pounds Wyatt are in the ring to kick his ass!

Stephanie McMahon in-ring with Brie Bella trying to convince her to drop the charges against her.
Conclusion, Brie Bella is reinstated and she will face the much taller and bigger Stephanie McMahon at SummerSlam. Stephanie promise to Brie: “You’ll be MY BITCH!”