WWE RAWsume November 25, 2013
John Cena make a speech saying that it’s time to have one champion. Triple H make it official. The Undisputed Champion will be decide at the next Pay-Per-View Ladder, Tables & Chairs with the two championship belts hanging in the air. This match is 11 years in the making. The last Undisputed Champion was Brock Lesnar in 2002.
The Wyatt Family vs. CM Punk & Daniel Bryan
The match ends in some kind of no contest or DQ when the three Wyatts gone berserk.
A weird aftermatch: Daniel Bryan is abducted by the Wyatt Family. CM Punk is destroyed by The Shield for no reason. Not a good day for the kings of indies vanilla midgets!
The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston
The Miz got it by pin. Kingston begin to get some attitude.
Xavier Woods vs. Heath Slater
3MB jobbed again. This time is was Heath Slater at the hands of the ridiculous Xavier Woods.
John Cena & Big Show vs. Randy Orton & Alberto Del Rio
OMG! Not a fuckin’ concussion gimmick! The match was momentarily stopped with a paramedic coming to check Big Show’s health??? Big Show suffered a Orton punt kick yesterday and an ADR kick to the face. You must give it to Big Show. He sell the concussion angle really well!
John Cena submitted Del Rio with the STF. Seems like deja vu. With a million losses to Cena, we can say that ADR is Cena’s personal jobber.
Then some Orton waving the two championship belts over the dead carcass of Cena… We will see that kind of cheap deju vu hype til the next Pay-Per-View event.