WWE Smackdown results

The Usos vs. The Wyatt Family
The Wyatt Family destroyed The Usos in 3 minutes.

John Cena blah, blah, blah.  He want a title match vs. Randy Orton for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship…. Oh yes!  Instead he got The Shield.  But the world’s fattest man Mark Henry and Big E Fagston save the sorry ass of Cena…  Corporate Kane announces the tonight match: Dean Ambrose vs. Big E Langston,  Roman Reigns vs. Mark Henry, Seth Rollins vs. John Cena.


Batista return promo.


Randy Orton backstage interview…  Born- again jobber Dolph Ziggler interrupted him…  Corporate Kane announced that both of them will clash together tonight.




Cody Rhodes (w/ Goldust) vs. Antonio Cesaro (w/ Jack Swagger & Zeb Colter)
Antonio Cesaro pinned Cody Rhodes. 




Ryback & Curtis Axel vs. Prime Time Jobbers
What an upset! Prime Time Jobbers won when Darren Young pinned Curtis Axel.




WWE World Champion Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler
Randy Orton RKO’d Dolph Ziggler after a very competitive match.
Randy Orton completely annihilated Dolph Ziggler after the match.
That’s RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!

The Shield backstage promo for tonight matches…

Daniel Bryan vs. Damien Sandow
Damn that I hate this fuckin’ troll!  Daniel Bryan defeated jobber-to-the-stars Damien Sandow.  Bray Wyatt blah, blah, blah…

Dean Ambrose vs. Big E Langston
Big E defeated Dean Ambrose.

Roman Reigns vs. Mark Henry
Roman Reigns defeated Mark Henry.  A big win for Roman Reigns.

Seth Rollins vs. John Cena
Seth Rollins dominated during the entire match.  But Cena FU’d the shit out of him and won at the end.

It was the last Smackdown of the year 2013.

Happy New Year!